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Great algerstonia

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:I haven’t declared war on you yet?

Declares War

I have soldiers up there fighting though, albeit under Shavaran control.

Aw man. I even included a reference to your very first post in one of my RP kindatextwalls. :(

Shavara, Greater felter, Brethren, and Lerasi

Brethren wrote:"Mhm." She squiggles up to rest her tiny face on Dante's hand. "You ended up okay right?"

"I'm here talking to ya aren't I? What would you want?"

Greater felter, Brethren, and Great algerstonia

Great algerstonia wrote:Aw man. I even included a reference to your very first post in one of my RP kindatextwalls. :(

I am waiting for you to respond, but you don't have to do it now.

Also, I now spell your name as Al-grr-stone-ur.

Greater felter, Wirrabuk, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

Wersh wrote:"I'm here talking to ya aren't I? What would you want?"

"Blind froggies!" At Dante's blank expression she adds "Or anything you have."

Shavara, Wersh, Greater felter, Wirrabuk, and 1 otherGreat algerstonia

Brethren wrote:"Blind froggies!" At Dante's blank expression she adds "Or anything you have."

After a few seconds of thinking Danté smiles. "What about pieces of sausage that have been cut really small?"

Grossvietnam, Greater felter, Wirrabuk, Brethren, and 1 otherGreat algerstonia

Anyone have any mercenaries I can buy?

Grossvietnam, Greater felter, Wirrabuk, and Great algerstonia

Wersh wrote:After a few seconds of thinking Danté smiles. "What about pieces of sausage that have been cut really small?"

There's no way the little one knows what a sausage is but she nods enthusiastically.

Wersh, Greater felter, Wirrabuk, and Great algerstonia

Arabian socialist union
In order for more centralized operations, I petition that you transfer control of all Arabian military assets to Lerasi for the duration of the war.

Grossvietnam and Greater felter

Brethren wrote:There's no way the little one knows what a sausage is but she nods enthusiastically.

Danté smiles and begins to make small cubes out of a sausage link, and handing them to the little one.

Greater felter and Brethren

Shavara wrote:
I am waiting for you to respond, but you don't have to do it now.

Also, I now spell your name as Al-grr-stone-ur.

<and you shall be spelled: Shah War AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>

Shavara, Greater felter, Brethren, and Lerasi

Wersh wrote:Danté smiles and begins to make small cubes out of a sausage link, and handing them to the little one.

She squishes them between her gums until they're swallow-able and says she likes the taste.

"Dante, do we need another lesson on how river queens aren't sweet little girls in need of protection?"

Wersh, Greater felter, and Wirrabuk

Greater felter

The death syndicate wrote:So I just plowed a bunch of men into a death trap?
At least I hope the bombing is going well, I hear OU was also doing some bombing. It’s a shame I’m doing incendiary-chemical weapons, cause that means the isle’s natural beauty is gonna be thrown into the water.
So I have chosen... death

The COIA’s Arditi valiantly push onto the shore, their LMG’s lighting up the night. Naval bombardment turns the beachhead into living hell. Eruptor rounds strike the earth, spews of debris and incendiaries get flung in the air. When the Hadesnium (EIC-03) lands, it burns like hot lava, occasionally bursting into a shower of hot sparks from the magnesium. All without a gas mask are killed by the lingering chlorine gas. Shrapnel and bullets rip through men. The M1 tortoises make a heroic effort, using their nigh impenetrable frontal armor to draw fire from the infantry. Mechanized units try to bunker up, yet it is in vain. By the time the beach head was established, Felter new. The COIA decides to cut loses, and concentrate their efforts. The naval Trojan horse operation on the northern isle goes much better, the troops there being able to use the dockyards for cover. The sound of gunfire and ricochets reign through the night, alerting all to the presence of the invaders. The bomber squadron assigned to that operation has been allocated to bombing potential artillery batteries, so the ground forces won’t get bombed into oblivion.
Summary:
The Arditi, the most elite ground force in the COIA has been overwhelmed and is pulling out of the southern isles, relocating to attack the northern isle.
Friendly ground forces from OU and Lerasi are pinned, require CAS.
—————————-
Naval evaluation
The second fleet aids the fleeing transports, and sustain bombardment after they leave. They pound the coastline, leaving it inhospitable. Wolf-packs 2, 5,6,7,8, and 9 patrol the coast, hunting down anything that might be enemy reinforcements.
AOS transports leave harbor, 30 of them at least. Their cargo is undisclosed.

Summary:
Naval forces are fine, with felter’s fleet tangled up with OU and surprise attack.

Best course of action determined:
Request aid.
Plazland
Osterreich und ungarn
Lerasi

I herby request reinforcements for the Emerald Isle campaign.

Are you still gonna ignore that I can see you before you land? You can’t just instantly land. That’s godmodding.

Kampf Empire, Levantin, and The death syndicate

Lerasi wrote:Anyone have any mercenaries I can buy?

Wdym with that?

Shavara wrote:Area 51 memes: Exists.

U.S. Government:

lel wait till they see my secret weapon

This thing has totally nothing to do with the "recent" MIB film, right?

Shavara, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

You encountered a new issue:
“Don’t Dam Our Rivers, Damnit!”

Brethren, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

Brethren wrote:She squishes them between her gums until they're swallow-able and says she likes the taste.

"Dante, do we need another lesson on how river queens aren't sweet little girls in need of protection?"

"Rogue. Remind me how something with the ability to reason isnt considered intelligent enough for rights."

He continues to feed the little one small chunks of sausage.

Brethren and Great algerstonia

Lerasi wrote:Arabian socialist union
In order for more centralized operations, I petition that you transfer control of all Arabian military assets to Lerasi for the duration of the war.

I don't think Arabian Socialist Union is in Valsora.

Great algerstonia and Lerasi

Grossvietnam wrote:Wdym with that?

I want to buy a number of mercenaries for the duration of my war with Algerstonia. For example, how many MILFs can I hire until further notice? Them all? Pwetty pwease.

Shavara wrote:I don't think Arabian Socialist Union is in Valsora.

Oof. I forgot about that. They said they were going to be on it.

Grossvietnam, Shavara, Wirrabuk, and Great algerstonia

Lerasi wrote:I want to buy a number of mercenaries for the duration of my war with Algerstonia. For example, how many MILFs can I hire until further notice? Them all? Pwetty pwease.

And Grossvietnam's banned from the map.

Wirrabuk, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

Shavara wrote:And Grossvietnam's banned from the map.

And I am an idiot three times over now. Let's just say I meant that if GV was on the map.

Shavara, Wirrabuk, and Great algerstonia

Wersh wrote:"Rogue. Remind me how something with the ability to reason isnt considered intelligent enough for rights."

He continues to feed the little one small chunks of sausage.

"Look, that's not really -" Rogue sighs loudly. "That's a trick. Animal cunning. They only ever do one thing which is kill people, always in the same way, if they could really think they'd try something else from time to time."

The little one ignores this and continues eating.

Shavara, Wersh, and Great algerstonia

Anybody else have mercenaries?

Great algerstonia and The death syndicate

I love Kylie.

Great algerstonia

The death syndicate

Lerasi wrote:Deeming the campaign too risky, I withdraw the remainder of my battalion, sending an airship to retrieve them.

What do you mean they withdrew?! What happened to no retreat, no surrender!”
Grand Admiral Adams fumes.
“Calm down sir, we had a back up plan.”
General Veers cuts off Admiral Peitt and proposes a new plan. Admiral Peitt and Grand Admiral Adams consider it.
“Veers presents an interesting point, Admiral. Follow through with his plan.”
The national guard mobilizes, and new militias are formed. All of which are trained by the Arditi that fought on the beaches of the Emerald Isles, and also by Blitztruppen drill Sargents. Boats from all around the nation are commandeered or willingly submitted for this desperate, yet methodical push. In total 5 battalions, of various men and women, all from different background come together, board a mish-mash of boats in the thousands, and set sail full steam ahead towards the isle. The Arditi Artillery regiment division, consisting of 900 bombardiers, 600 Artemis artillery platforms, and 10 Thor heavy siege howitzers, can also be seen parading onto boats. The 30 transports that left harbor earlier have joined the fleet, waiting for commands. These transports bear the mark of the Shocktruppen.

Greater felter wrote:Are you still gonna ignore that I can see you before you land? You can’t just instantly land. That’s godmodding.

True, so let’s say that even more of my Arditi died trying to make ground. However, the northern island was a Trojan horse placed there beforehand from our trading route that once stood. So yeah, the Emerald Isle was me sticking my foot in the water, and then boiling it off. Oh, but didn’t I pull an Italy last minute, and the ships that landed bore the AOS marks? Your men probably would have received word about what I had done after 6 2000 kg shells landed close enough to your carrier to cause leaks (I played enough warthunder to know that would happen, and don’t say 2000 kg is godmodding cause they only fire every half hour.) So your troops would receive word that the COIA is now the enemy, try to mobilize as fast as possible, and then realize that the 2nd fleet was sitting there the whole time waiting for Order 66, and then watch their homes get hit by naval artillery while trying to get to the beaches, which are also under fire, only to meet the heavily armed and armored Arditi, who are firing machine guns everywhere. I mean, I don’t know about you, but it is usually hard to move an army under naval bombardment, especially when the Archer class ships launch cluster munitions and everything in a general vicinity is on fire and fuming white smoke and green toxic gas (chlorine, cause WW1), so that road you were going to take is gone, so you go around it in the dense, lush, pretty little landscape you have. OOC: I’m trying to sound as much like a little kid as possible, to see how much more you guys are gonna yell at me before you nuke my already dead island into oblivion.

Lerasi wrote:Anybody else have mercenaries?

my island basically is a mercenary, ever notice how I switched sides?

Fraxhemark, Greater felter, Levantin, Great algerstonia, and 1 otherLerasi

Brethren wrote:"Look, that's not really -" Rogue sighs loudly. "That's a trick. Animal cunning. They only ever do one thing which is kill people, always in the same way, if they could really think they'd try something else from time to time."

The little one ignores this and continues eating.

"Rogue. Take it from me: you are too damn paranoid for your own good. I haven't let my guard down, but I am being kind as I would like to be treated. You seem to think everything has no soul. This little one is doing bo one any harm anytime soon. You said yourself they could be 'housebroken', which I took as being trained to be like a person."

Brethren and Great algerstonia

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