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I'm not corrupt. Just if you wanna do stuff you have to give me money.

[Igor: And if they want you not to do thtuff, mithtreth?]

Also money, Igor.

Bettisia wrote:

It is really no surprise that Madrocea, ElinTol and I are at the DEAD bottom of the list for Healthiest Citizens.

The big question is how did Onyx get all the way up to page 2???

Experts decided that, although Uranium is packed full of calories, it is not a healthy substitute for your everyday lead based lifestyle.

The Onyx Front wrote:

Can you ... uh ... make that little statistic go away? *looks around nervously* there might be some Terran Vodka in it for you.

Terran? Vodka?
You can get me some Terran VODKA???? All 4568 of my warehouses are OUT!!!!
PUHLEASE!!!!!!! I NEED Terran Vodka!

Bettisia wrote:

Today's ranking list is for the Most Inclusive.
Yet another Split decision.
Madrocea and ElinTol are in the top 6, while Onyx and I are enjoying Terran Vodka at the absolute bottom of the list.

BTW: Absolut Vodka is no where NEAR as good as Terran Vodka! :)

I know the traditional advice for tyrants is to get people divided, declare a scapegoat, and play one off against the other to maintain power. I say that whipping up the mob only leaves you with an angry mob with a taste for lynching people, and one day you'll eventually run out of scapegoats. Then what will that mob do? An inclusive nation is a less over-throwy nation. Happy, fat, and lazy, that is the way to maintain power.

[Igor: and if anybody thtarth to try thome unthanctioned thcapegoating, I alwayth need the volunteerth for thientific rethearthch.]

And on that I couldn't possibly comment. Treat the sheep well, though, and the flock will go where you drive them.

The Prime Minister

Honorable members of Atlantis,
I am more than happy to be a witness of the construction of embassies between our regions. I truly believe in our friendship and I am glad this relationship has come to fruition with the construction of an embassy.
I will undertake everything I can to make this friendship durable.
Don't hesitate to contact me or the Minister of Foreign Affairs for any further question.

Yours sincerely,

The Prime Minister, WA Delegate of Liberty Nations Alliance

Greatest Rich Poor Divide ranking again today.
Yes, I am twelveth. But I also have one of the highest poor income rates.
So what does that mean?
My poor are rich, but not as rich as if they worked as hard as my rich?
Does that sentence EVEN make sense?

Bettisia wrote:

Most Eco-Friendly rankings today.

As you would expect Madrocea and I are dead last.

But it is a surprise (to me at least) that Elintol, Indigo, Onyx and Bill&Ted are ALL in the top 10.
Wow!

We're number one, we're number one, we're number one! And for something good, too.

[Igor: I alwathy thaid that science ith it'th own reward]

Largest Manufacturing Sectors:

Well as expected most of the Usual Suspects are at the TOP of this list.
I WILL find a way to pass you one day Onyx!!!

ElinTol, Igor needs to crack the whip! You are on page 4.

Congrats on making the top 10 Zoidberg.

It is a dreary rainy Thursday here.
I hope your day is cheery bright and full of umbrella drinks!

Most Tourist Friendly????
Yep, most of the usual suspects are at, or near, the bottom of this list.
ElinTol however continues to buck the trend and sit solidly in the Top 10.

Usual suspect? I haven’t done anything wrong yet! ... well that you can prove. And Bettisia if you think my industry is high take a quick peek at my defense spending. You can never be too prepared right?

Congrats on being at the top of the list for Largest Insurance Industry- Zoidberg!!!

Meanwhile all the Usual Suspects are at (ElinTol) or near the bottom of this ranking.

Well of the most Subsidized, the Usual Suspects are all in the top 10.
But none of us can beat Polyspastonia! Congrats on being number 1!

Bettisia wrote:

Wow! When it comes to being the safest Polyspastonia is the best again!
I made the top 10.
And well I won't mention where the rest of the Usual Suspects came in the list,
but you may not to go out after dark in there countries.
And hire Bodyguards if you go to ElinTol! :)

We can provide bodyguards to all visitors if asked, free too.

[Igor: Pleathe let them know your blood type, medicationth and chronic & family health ithuthes. It will be very helpful and thave time later.]

Just in case of things like car accidents, for example. Not for any sinister reasons at all. Igorshutup.

[Igor: Wathn't going to thay a word, mithtreth.]