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Too-technical japan wrote:

Like pacifism and more peace?

no
I’ll just pick a random place on the map find the nearest country and totally not start A secessionist movement there

Zoygaria wrote:

Kha kha kha kha kha kha kha...
You fool... I HAVE SEVENTY alternative accounts RP IDEAS FOR THIS SCENARIO

Oh no

Too-technical japan wrote:

*places flowers next to RMB’s grave*

R.I.P RMB
2013-2021

Zoygaria wrote:

Ah, but you see, Japan is a bit of a personal matter. I could not allow ATSO to simply run around unchecked, non? If a ceasefire still meant an attack on Akaramo, then I would simply deny ATSO access to the Içugava strait and defend Japan myself.

To be fair you hardly have resources needed to match ASTO. Arastian colonies were lucky enough to be mostly ignored and assigned two fleets aided by several wolfpacks which is next to nothing by REU's standards. Akaramo will not be so fortunate and diverting your fleets elsewhere would have rather unfortunate result. Denying access to Içugava is viable enough Casus Belli and ASTO wouldn't mind overrunning another isolated Zoygarian outpost.

Also I suggest that you make Içugava look more straitlike during next update by creating a visible gap. Maybe Sulter will not deny it's existance anymore after that.

Zoygaria wrote:

How sad! Mortovian, Perthea, and Bolognei have all CTE'd without so much as a single RP post. Their spots will become available once more in the new update.

Sad indeed.

Spiceeeeeee wrote:

Maybe I should do something besides blowing up or burning cities

You should not give up on your passion so easily. It is your calling isn't it? Of course if you try to practice your arts on any nation even relatively related to ASTO you will meet a terrible fate.

Too-technical japan wrote:

*places flowers next to RMB’s grave*

*uses grave as catalyst to summon unspeakable evil*

Too-technical japan wrote:

3. Yeah! Spiceeeeeee why don’t you practice on a campfire or fire-lit stuff so it is productive? I’m sure REU will need some lit candles for whatever he is doing!

N 0

Too-technical japan wrote:

Wh- why?

War good

Peace bad

*disappears and reappears in the summoning circle*

,,Huh.Weird''

Spiceeeeeee wrote:

War good

Peace bad

War is peace

Reborn Empire of Ulm wrote:

*disappears and reappears in the summoning circle*

,,Huh.Weird''
War is peace

*bursts out laughing* I mean that kinda makes sense?! But welcome back anyways.

DE LI MINISTERIO EKSTRANDZERÉ NEGOTÍS ZOYAVSKI
From the Zoygarian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

By order of his Royal Majesty King Arristok Zobieski III, King of Zoygaria, Grand Duke of Czasza, Sovereign of the Imperial Commonwealth and Defender of Akaramo, The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria hereby invites Cárcere Norulo II of The Constitutional Monarchy of Akaramo to visit the Frostfall Palace of Vostok, Zoygaria, to strengthen the ties between our two glorious nations, and discuss inter regional affairs.

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Private Letter to Cárcere Norulo II of Akaramo

Kingly brother,

I write to you in this time of turmoil and unrest plaguing our fair continent of Elysia and her shining waters to speak of peace. Our two nations' history and diplomatic affairs have been closely tied since the settlement of the very border we retain today, and a great many Akaramano people have made their home in Zoygaria. Indeed, Akaramo plays a significant role in Zoygaria's affairs, both internal and external, and just as we value Akaramo as our greatest ally, so too do we hope that Akaramo values us in kind. With the drafting and settlement of our Aliąnz Magna* and the North Wind Treaty, our nations have formed a united stance against all threats that may present themselves to us, and against the ever increasing danger of global warming and pollution.

Yet, the world is changing, khamarada kara.** I'm unsure how to explain, but I have this feeling— a feeling that the world we have come to know will soon face a drastic change, for better or for worse. With the unprovoked attack on Okada and the declaration of a neo-crusade on Akaramo, I fear that this change is coming more swiftly than ever before.

However, enough about that. I shall defer to the main purpose of this interruption. I would like to invite you to visit Vostok, capital of Zoygaria. I believe it a necessary gesture, that we may discuss the state of the war and find a time to rejoice in these dark days. I will of course show you the Frostfall Palace, but I invite you to a tour of our magnificent winter city— I am certain it will leave a positive first impression.

Best regards,
His Royal Majesty King Arristok Zobieski III, King of Zoygaria, Grand Duke of Czasza, Sovereign of the Imperial Commonwealth and Defender of Akaramo

*Aliąnz Magna— Grand Alliance
**Khamarada Kara— Dear Comrade

Uclosa wrote:

Invades Japania

jk jk

Unless?

"This is Japan. I've only had it for 30 minutes, but if anything were to happen to it, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself"

Zoygaria wrote:

"This is Japan. I've only had it for 30 minutes, but if anything were to happen to it, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself"

I was only saying for the joke tbh , but it to be understood that in RP Uclosa sees Japan as a traitor and the sole reason why everything is happening , shrug

Uclosa wrote:

I was only saying for the joke tbh , but it to be understood that in RP Uclosa sees Japan as a traitor and the sole reason why everything is happening , shrug

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