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Neyde says "no" and claims Corlenia as a nation has terrible music taste. She warns that if Corlenia dont stop being annoying she will drop cinnamon powder on them
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OOC: You DID know they basically egged us for doing absolutely nothing, right? They made damages, and they need to pay to repair it.
IC: In response to the recent claim made by the Neyde spears kingdom, Corlenia has sent a plane carrying subwoofers, and 30 tracks (made by several pop icons that have dissed Neyde over the years) over the capital of the Neyde Spears Kingdom, and is prepared to play it all on loop at max volume for the next 78 hours if Neyde or Kendrickland harass the nation of Corlenia any further.
Kaiser Omega has brought up the fact that over 37% of Corlenia is atheist, and roughly only 2.5% is actually Christian. "So haha!" He screams over the radio, and simultaneously does a backflip and moonwalks outta there.
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The Kendrickland-
Arwindom alliance’s future is incredibly unclear as earlier today Arwindom has clearly expressed that it is strongly against international conflict, even if it is centered around playing diss tracks and bombarding each other with toilet paper. We do not know why the AK Air Force, being a part of the ANNA alliance, committed an act of violence against another nation without warning Arwindom. If Kendrickland insists on supporting Neyde spears kingdom, Arwindom will have no choice left but to break the ANNA alliance and join forces with Corlenia.
High Command of the Armed Forces of the Commonwealth.
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OOC: y'know, after they tried to disrupt OUR sovereignty... By dropping 10,000 eggs on our capital.
IC: Corlenian ministers urge Arwindom to punish both Kendrickland and the Neyde spears kingdom for their disruption of Corlenian life, and cultural invasion of our nation.
Kaiser Omega has grabbed a bag of popcorn, as well as 500 liters of cheap booze and is currently sitting in his "thinking chair" (which is basically a royal lazy boy) to watch how Neyde reacts when she is hit with her own medicine.
"Drop the bass." He says as his tail wraps around his body as an extra layer of comfort, and the subwoofers attached to the low flying plane are turned to the max, and fire waves of high pitched versions of (the sound that happens when you chew on carrots, but the mic is positioned 5mm from their face) over the capital of the Neyde Spears Kingdom.
OOC:
The Formation: The Representative Party
After a discussion with Serpenteum, hopefully the future Vice-President, I am proud to announce the formation of the Representative Party. Why the Representative Party? Because it means our representation of the people, and that our ears are always open for advice.
"The Emperor is the ship and people the sea. If the sea should be calm the ship will sail on. If the sea should rage, the ship shall sink"
Once again, please vote for us on the 28th!
Regards, Feng/Serp
(OOC: I figured what with the general lack of substantial RP, and the sheer number of presidential candidates in this election, it might be worth it to ask everyone some questions. They're mostly related to campaign promises, and hopefully this will be useful for everything.
Current list of tickets:
AusValia-Bhayawala
Representative Party: Feng dynasty-Serpenteum
Jezabelstien-Meridian commonwealth
Constitutional Panoptical Union: 
United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor-Rikura
Aus-Bhaya promises: Keep the region great, have a legislative plan and productive cabinet ready from day one, make the region: active, engaged, powered by prosperity
Rep. Party promises: Keep the region great, act instead of speak, listen to the people's criticism and advice, make the government listen, make the region welcoming
Jez-Meri promises: Bring direct change to the region, make the change a light touch, ensure own accountability, shake things up
CPU promises: Stop the government from overlooking laws, make the government actively supportive, no exceptions to laws, make NU just and fair.
My first question is: what parts of NU are great? This sentiment was expressed by most of the candidates, so I'm curious to hear the differences between their thoughts on this.
My second question: where is the current government failing? Likewise, I see this text or subtext in all of the campaign posts.
My third: what laws, if any, will you field? If you're not changing or adding any laws, why not- and what will you do with the current laws?
My fourth: most candidates expressed a sentiment that people aren't engaged enough with the government. How do you plan to change this?
My fifth: what outside of the government needs to be changed? Are there specific problem children in the region, or is something else happening?
My sixth and final question: how will you ensure fairness?
I would prefer that the responses to this post be sent by telegram, so candidates cannot look at a candidate who responded earlier's response and directly attack that. Responses will be posted when I have all of them.)
United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor, Grenopia, Hurona, AusValia, and 3 othersRikura, The Kohen, and NU Dispatch
Kendrickland/AusValia State Trip
President Williams arrived in Kendrickland at the Natalie Keener International Airport at 7:30 pm local time. The AUS delegation was met and traveled to the Maine Palace. The caravan arrived to a Kendrickland military band playing, before being escorted inside.
Domestic News:
A newly released report says that officer involved shootings are at an all time high, this with a Federal Police report that says crime is at its highest point in history. The report goes on detail that more and more departments are engaging in evidence tampering and instances of brutality. With that information out there, it is leading to multiple protests and even some riots. Community activists have joined together calling for greater accountability. Kathryn Lawrence, head of the People First Union stated, "The community wants to work with the police and nation to fix the system, with trust." Police Commissioner Whent responded by stating, "It's a very difficult time right now to be an officer. Our department has a history that we have to own up to, it's our legacy. We recognize that even the suspicion of misconduct can damage the trust that we have worked so hard to rebuild in this country"
President Naballa has announced a new major transportation hub in District 1 and 2. The money going to this will help to increase travel ten fold. We are now looking to make Soust Calica a destination stop for every major air line and Cruise ship. President Naballa has reached out to his allies in an attempt to start negotiations.
Meanwhile in Finias
King- "hey Henry what is that loud awful music and where is it coming from"
Henry the advisor-" Well sir it seems that Corlenia is blasting 'music' in Neyde not sure why"
King-" God that is awful tell the Corlenian government to knock off that racket or we will do it for them and also issue earplugs to the people no one needs to hear that garbage"
Henry-"Aye aye your majesty right away"
--- Kuzikstania, United Kuzikstan ---
The president Qier Zyzzka sits down in his living room, wearing the white trench coat as always. He turns on his Ultra HD TV, just to see the conflict in Corlenia.
-"Oh, f*cking sh*t..."
Zyzzka says and listens to TV as he takes out a small breadstick and eats it.
10 seconds later, Vice President Sjazkera Bjuzka suddenly comes to the living room out of nowhere and sees Qier eating a breadstick.
-"Uhm sir, is that tobacco? Are you smoking?"
Sjazkera asks, as he comes closer to Qier.
-"What!? No! this is Breadstick you f*cking donkey!"
Qier screams and puts his breadstick away.
-"And what in the name of All-Seeing Eye are you doing here? You're supposed to live in Poq, not here!"
Qier asks and looks at the TV at the same time.
-"Well, I saw your front door open, so I decided to come and visit here."
Sjazkera says as he closes the front door.
-"But... How did you- ugh, fine. come and check out the TV. It's about that Nuke/egg problem with our friends.
Qier says and leads Sjazkera to his seat.
-It's between Corlenia, Soust calica and Neyde spears kingdom, Kendrickland and some else.
Qier says and opens a small hatch on the armrest of his sofa and takes tons of Black Bull- energy drinks. He shares some of them with Sjazkera and starts watching the TV.
-"I say Corlenia is seen too much on TV. Whenever i watch News, i see Corlenians always messing around with someone."
Sjazkera says as Qier nodes for him.
-"Also, do you want some grilled noodles?"
Qier asks as he stands up and goes towards the kitchen.
-"Well, why not?"
Sjazkera says and turns on Qier.
-"Good good. I'll turn the grill on."
Qier says, as he takes the remote control and presses a blue button. The Grill turns on and Qier opens a pack of instant noodles and puts the block-shaped, dry noodle to the grill.
The Nation of 
United Kuzikstan will stand as a neutral nation in this conflict. We will not support any of the nations in this conflict.
Everyone in the capital continues about their business. It is a lovely quiet day.
"Ah what peace" smiles Neyde, sipping her tea. The birds are singing, the sky is blue
The generals at the Armed Forces High Command are wondering how dropping a nuke on another country defends the attacking country’s sovereignty.
Sadly, after only 2 days the Armed Forces of the Commonwealth are put on standby again. Should another attack on Corlenia take place the 8th Flak Detachment will enter the country and start establishing Anti-Air defences, with orders to open fire at any hostile aircraft.
We do not know what Corlenia has done in the past (and honestly, we don’t care) but the current situation with Neyde spears kingdom again spearheading an attack against another nation for the second time in 3 days clearly says something about their foreign policy.
Official Message of the High Command.
The Western Cup is officially starting!
After the qualifiers, we have found 4 best teams, which has qualified from the last games to this tournament! The teams are:
Serbatijan empire
The KohenUnited Kuzikstan
Hurona
Today's fixtures will be Serbatijan empire VS The Kohen and United Kuzikstan VS Hurona!
Good luck to all teams!
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“Egged?” Emperor Chongzhen half-shouted over the music of a thumping bass, which appears to be coming out of nowhere.
“Yes Your Grace, the Neyde spears kingdom have bombarded the capital of Corlenia with ten thousand eggs, who retaliated by sending planes carrying various subwoofers over the Neydian capital to bombard them with music of pop icons played at the highest volume for 78 hours.”
“Well it does explain this racket.” Many cities of Feng Dynasty reported Corlenian pop music that appeared to be playing from nowhere, and many have took to the Bureau of Public Opinion, within the Ministry of Public Services, to ask the Imperial Court to take action and complaining of interruption of their sleep. “Is this junk what people call music in those English speaking countries?”
“Kendrickland have bombarded the Corlenian capital with err… contraception filled with cottage cheese in retaliation.”
Emperor Chongzhen stared at the Eunuch, stunned. “What”
“…..”
“…..”
“……”
“Well, I believe it is time we filed a formal complaint to the Corlenians.” The Emperor sighed. What a strange war He thought.
Official Statement from the Hejing Palace
His Grace, Emperor Chongzhen, hereby files a formal complaint to the Corlenian Kaiser in regards to the music played over the Neydian capital. His Majesty cites the sleep deprivation of the Fengese populace and rising irritability due to the repetitive and loud nature of the music. His Highness requests that other methods be used as to not irritate surrounding nations. Furthermore, the Feng Dynasty requests permission to send assistance in the cleanup of St Normia and urges the nations of Neyde, Kendrickland, and Corlenia to halt in their “war” over such petty matters, even though it is slightly entertaining to watch.
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