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Weekly Newspaper-27.05.2019

by The newspaper boy


Edition 2
Issue V

HEADLINES
•Elections over in The Excelsior League.

•Novus Lucidum suspends ties with The Wolf Clan after the latter broke armistice.

•WA Delegate Elections going on in India,Hindu Puri leading with a majority.

•Ryccia (or Lazarene Ryccia) has been nominated by the Delegate for the post of Director of Public Relations in Lazarus.

•With a drive to develop and improve upon foreign relations with other regions, The West Pacific and Lazarus have written up a proposal for a Treaty of Fùhuó.

•The North Pacific Celebrates Manumission Day.





The Wolf Clan Breaks Armistice



As per official Novus Lucidum reports and the RMB posts of a few regions like The Wolf Clan,Order of Southern North and Kaisserreich.On May 16, 2019 a puppet associate of Duke named named Admiral from the TWC/ARU captured the Order of the Eastern West which a known province of the OSN. These actions broke armistice that was between the OSN and the TWC that was negotiated by Odinburgh and Anacodia of Novus Lucidum.

As per the official reports, "Kaiserreich was invited in hopes of a chance of including but upon request of the TWC they were not included as part of the armistice. The OSN has established policy of being independent state but however not as a vassal state of the Kaiserreich. Despite calling out this breach the Kaiserreich is not right in every way. There is evidence offsite of their racist nature remains consistent among their ranks. This is the strongly perceived view why the TWC considers the Kaiserreich as fascist. Though stated from the Kaiserreich’s member Cogaii they have a policy against fascists being in their region. The facts toward this speak to itself. Novus Lucidum is firmly against racism in all its forms."

As per TWC, Novus Lucidum failed to take any action against the racist remarks of Kaisserreich and their associates.

Currently the situation is not clear, more reports will be gathered in the next issue.


WA Delegate Elections in India

Currently the region of India is holding the WA Delegate Elections with two Candidates Bengal and Hindu Puri. As far as of now, the current scenario lies in the favour of Hindu Puri, who is leading the election with a clear majority.

Speaking to one of the Election Officers, Hindu Mahasabha, "This time our main focus was on the security. As the last time the region was puppet flooded by one of the candidates (who have now cte), special measures have been taken this time. We have locked the region and also have allowed only WA Nations to vote, and prevented the use of off-site forum."

The results are expected to be declared on June 1 2019.


Warzone Federation Under Siege



The Warzone Federation began as an ambitious project to collect the six Warzone game-created regions into one, united federation of regions. The Mechanics of Warzone Federation also works in a different way, with the WA Delegate at any given time able to eject and ban anyone at will, but bans only lasting for a very short duration of time. This makes the Warzones very unstable.

Originally claiming all six warzones, it has been blowed by a series of disasters in recent months after one of its main member, known in the gameplay community as Ballpit, defected and moved to the New Pacific Order (NPO). As Ballpit was the member which controlled the majority of the dispatch office nations of the Federation, the organization took its first blow as those nations, with their factbooks now uneditable, ceased-to-exist. Not only that, but the organization that had previously held the Warzones together, The Yeet Army (TYA), which was headed by Ballpit himself, also withdrew their protection.

Speaking of the current situation, Warzone Africa is under the joint control of the North Pacific Army (NPA) and the Europeian Republican Navy (ERN) after a raid, while Warzone Australia is held by a region called Swedes. Warzone Sandbox has managed to remain independent and under native control.Warzone Europe and Warzone Asia currently lies under the occupation of Warzone Federation.


Spy Caught Among Antifa

Recently Antifa has had issues with operational security. They have had leaks of sensitive information that lead to a small number of defeats earlier in the year. While initially the officials considered that it was the result of accidental leaking, it was thought as the possibility that there was a spy in our ranks. The MT Army undertook an investigation to this end.

Using counter-intelligence resources hidden within the Opposition ranks, they were able to confirm the existence of a spy. The Opposition/Fascist leadership was discussing how their source was highly placed in Antifa. They were also able to obtain samples of their communications with their spy.

As per the official statement, "The spy was Khanter W Molchaniye/KhanterWinters, military leader of The Kingdom of Great Britain (KOGB) and one of our most stalwart and active soldiers.
Upon initially making this determination, we reached out to Miss Madeline, a representative from KOGB, who put us in contact with their leader King John. They initially found it hard to believe, a sentiment which we shared. Khanter had been such a dedicated fighter, and we could not understand his motivation. Regardless, KOGB heard us out and was of great assistance in our investigation. Even though one of their own was being accused, they listened to us, examined the evidence we provided, and provided valuable evidence themselves."


Aukumnia Founder Resigns
Source:Aukumnia Times

On the 4th of May, the founder of Aukumnia, Xadrya, resigned from the office of Founder, designating his successor as Van Demeins Land. He left with a small speech on the discord, posted in #general, and exited the server immediately after. His speech, in pursuit of maintaining the peace, stated that the region would be fine regardless of his resignation and that he trusted Van Demeins Land/Lionheart to do his job adequately in his absence.

Immediately after the speech was posted, the #general channel saw quite a bit of initial chaos. Several people called it the end of the region, emphasizing how up to this point Xadrya had held Aukumnia together. Others said that the region would be fine without Xadrya and that people simply had to step up their productivity and dedication within and to the region. A few hours later, the chat had calmed down and there seemed to be unanimous agreement that the region could continue fine and that it was time for everyone to get down to business.

Lionheart started off by answering a few questions and posting a speech in #announcements. He sweared to "do [his] best to make sure this region will never die" and wished the best to the former founder, requesting that people try to leave him be. Lionheart, being a very well-trusted and beloved member of the region, saw little resistance. Later he expressed the interest in small founder policy and management changes.

One of the first and most obvious changes in administration were the differences seen in electoral management. Not only did he slightly change the format of the electoral form, but he also implemented a new policy that he will utilize his powers to change the Chamber of Representative's size to ensure that the number of seats is always half the number of candidates running in the Chamber election. This is a policy that many have encouraged prior, in the interests of ensuring competition. However, the policy was always refused by the prior Founder.

The next major change was the utilization of the Founder's referendum powers. While the prior Founder had never exercised his power to issue a referendum, Lionheart has already issued two new referendums. The first referendum concerned the Founder veto, changing it so that the Founder may veto passed laws, and the second referendum concerned the size of the Court, shrinking it down to three Magistrates as opposed to the prior size of five. Both passed with respectable percentages.

Beyond Lionheart's policy changes, he seems to have taken a more hands-off approach than Xadrya did. Up to this point, the region has done rather well under the new leadership, and many look forward to the future with high hopes.






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The newspaper boy wrote:This week's Newspaper is Published!

Please Upvote our Newspaper if you liked it!

Weekly Newspaper-27.05.2019

by The newspaper boy


Edition 2
Issue V

HEADLINES
•Elections over in The Excelsior League.

•Novus Lucidum suspends ties with The Wolf Clan after the latter broke armistice.

•WA Delegate Elections going on in India,Hindu Puri leading with a majority.

•Ryccia (or Lazarene Ryccia) has been nominated by the Delegate for the post of Director of Public Relations in Lazarus.

•With a drive to develop and improve upon foreign relations with other regions, The West Pacific and Lazarus have written up a proposal for a Treaty of Fùhuó.

•The North Pacific Celebrates Manumission Day.





The Wolf Clan Breaks Armistice



As per official Novus Lucidum reports and the RMB posts of a few regions like The Wolf Clan,Order of Southern North and Kaisserreich.On May 16, 2019 a puppet associate of Duke named named Admiral from the TWC/ARU captured the Order of the Eastern West which a known province of the OSN. These actions broke armistice that was between the OSN and the TWC that was negotiated by Odinburgh and Anacodia of Novus Lucidum.

As per the official reports, "Kaiserreich was invited in hopes of a chance of including but upon request of the TWC they were not included as part of the armistice. The OSN has established policy of being independent state but however not as a vassal state of the Kaiserreich. Despite calling out this breach the Kaiserreich is not right in every way. There is evidence offsite of their racist nature remains consistent among their ranks. This is the strongly perceived view why the TWC considers the Kaiserreich as fascist. Though stated from the Kaiserreich’s member Cogaii they have a policy against fascists being in their region. The facts toward this speak to itself. Novus Lucidum is firmly against racism in all its forms."

As per TWC, Novus Lucidum failed to take any action against the racist remarks of Kaisserreich and their associates.

Currently the situation is not clear, more reports will be gathered in the next issue.


WA Delegate Elections in India

Currently the region of India is holding the WA Delegate Elections with two Candidates Bengal and Hindu Puri. As far as of now, the current scenario lies in the favour of Hindu Puri, who is leading the election with a clear majority.

Speaking to one of the Election Officers, Hindu Mahasabha, "This time our main focus was on the security. As the last time the region was puppet flooded by one of the candidates (who have now cte), special measures have been taken this time. We have locked the region and also have allowed only WA Nations to vote, and prevented the use of off-site forum."

The results are expected to be declared on June 1 2019.


Warzone Federation Under Siege



The Warzone Federation began as an ambitious project to collect the six Warzone game-created regions into one, united federation of regions. The Mechanics of Warzone Federation also works in a different way, with the WA Delegate at any given time able to eject and ban anyone at will, but bans only lasting for a very short duration of time. This makes the Warzones very unstable.

Originally claiming all six warzones, it has been blowed by a series of disasters in recent months after one of its main member, known in the gameplay community as Ballpit, defected and moved to the New Pacific Order (NPO). As Ballpit was the member which controlled the majority of the dispatch office nations of the Federation, the organization took its first blow as those nations, with their factbooks now uneditable, ceased-to-exist. Not only that, but the organization that had previously held the Warzones together, The Yeet Army (TYA), which was headed by Ballpit himself, also withdrew their protection.

Speaking of the current situation, Warzone Africa is under the joint control of the North Pacific Army (NPA) and the Europeian Republican Navy (ERN) after a raid, while Warzone Australia is held by a region called Swedes. Warzone Sandbox has managed to remain independent and under native control.Warzone Europe and Warzone Asia currently lies under the occupation of Warzone Federation.


Spy Caught Among Antifa

Recently Antifa has had issues with operational security. They have had leaks of sensitive information that lead to a small number of defeats earlier in the year. While initially the officials considered that it was the result of accidental leaking, it was thought as the possibility that there was a spy in our ranks. The MT Army undertook an investigation to this end.

Using counter-intelligence resources hidden within the Opposition ranks, they were able to confirm the existence of a spy. The Opposition/Fascist leadership was discussing how their source was highly placed in Antifa. They were also able to obtain samples of their communications with their spy.

As per the official statement, "The spy was Khanter W Molchaniye/KhanterWinters, military leader of The Kingdom of Great Britain (KOGB) and one of our most stalwart and active soldiers.
Upon initially making this determination, we reached out to Miss Madeline, a representative from KOGB, who put us in contact with their leader King John. They initially found it hard to believe, a sentiment which we shared. Khanter had been such a dedicated fighter, and we could not understand his motivation. Regardless, KOGB heard us out and was of great assistance in our investigation. Even though one of their own was being accused, they listened to us, examined the evidence we provided, and provided valuable evidence themselves."


Aukumnia Founder Resigns
Source:Aukumnia Times

On the 4th of May, the founder of Aukumnia, Xadrya, resigned from the office of Founder, designating his successor as Van Demeins Land. He left with a small speech on the discord, posted in #general, and exited the server immediately after. His speech, in pursuit of maintaining the peace, stated that the region would be fine regardless of his resignation and that he trusted Van Demeins Land/Lionheart to do his job adequately in his absence.

Immediately after the speech was posted, the #general channel saw quite a bit of initial chaos. Several people called it the end of the region, emphasizing how up to this point Xadrya had held Aukumnia together. Others said that the region would be fine without Xadrya and that people simply had to step up their productivity and dedication within and to the region. A few hours later, the chat had calmed down and there seemed to be unanimous agreement that the region could continue fine and that it was time for everyone to get down to business.

Lionheart started off by answering a few questions and posting a speech in #announcements. He sweared to "do [his] best to make sure this region will never die" and wished the best to the former founder, requesting that people try to leave him be. Lionheart, being a very well-trusted and beloved member of the region, saw little resistance. Later he expressed the interest in small founder policy and management changes.

One of the first and most obvious changes in administration were the differences seen in electoral management. Not only did he slightly change the format of the electoral form, but he also implemented a new policy that he will utilize his powers to change the Chamber of Representative's size to ensure that the number of seats is always half the number of candidates running in the Chamber election. This is a policy that many have encouraged prior, in the interests of ensuring competition. However, the policy was always refused by the prior Founder.

The next major change was the utilization of the Founder's referendum powers. While the prior Founder had never exercised his power to issue a referendum, Lionheart has already issued two new referendums. The first referendum concerned the Founder veto, changing it so that the Founder may veto passed laws, and the second referendum concerned the size of the Court, shrinking it down to three Magistrates as opposed to the prior size of five. Both passed with respectable percentages.

Beyond Lionheart's policy changes, he seems to have taken a more hands-off approach than Xadrya did. Up to this point, the region has done rather well under the new leadership, and many look forward to the future with high hopes.






If you want to put any advertisement/news from your region,please contact our editor,The newspaper boy
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