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Daily Report: The table for International Artwork is all over the place with information for most nations not available. At the moment it says: First: 
Friends of Dorothy top 0.09%. Second: 
Miraclian Antilles top 0.2%. Third: 
MarilynMonroenia top 0.9%. Warning: The bookies might not pay out on this dodgy info.
In 
Kingdom of adorable fembois, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
In 
Betazed prime, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on betazoid radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
In 
Oktotheio, fat-shaming is now public policy.
Late edit: 
Yannia appears to be first for International Artwork, in the top 0.1%. Please ignore anything said before.
Yannia, Wadelhelpia, and Sunny Glade
Milk and honeyyyyyy!
Thank you for the reward of a fabulous drink of friendship.......... but whoaaa, wait a minute......
While i do enjoy the flaming beverage, i was going to enjoy being correct when i said Hallowe'en........ because every day is All Hallows Eve. A earned beverage is that much more tasty and brings a gay cheer. Also, the true reward to the multiple choice questions is gloating that one was on top of their random facts and had the luck of being online at just the right time, no matter how queer the hour.
...
Haha
Nah, it is mostly, it is for the fun we make of the question and this was fun enough.
I take my milk HOMOgenized with some honey, ok honey?
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Those muffins seemed like they might be perpetuating a problem........... and are a bit on the side of nuts. We like our carb-filled, carcinogen-laden, diabeties-starting snacks on the fruity side over here.
What is that soap opera you put on? Here is some drama to put in---
Lecherica cted too soon to find out what went wrong with their males (noooooo!), the debate on whether friends should challenge each other for the sake of strengthening has begun (yes), and a too open minded region has made questionable baked goods for the "ever so picky" Dreamlanders. You could sell so much soap during that opera!
Now, to find a fag (cigarette) to smoke and a taco to eat....
Hyenas and other Animals: We are of course selective rather than picky. You can only have so many “friends”. This isn’t Facebook, after all.
Happy Friday night, my dear.
Average Disposable Income: First: 
The Choir Boy top 0.2%. Second: 
Icarianna top 0.5%. Third: 
Wailing Grannies top 3% … Middle: 
Der Kleine Prinz bottom 10% … Last: 
The Nude Beach bottom 0%
International tensions are high as MarilynMonroenia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
In 
On dansait autrefois, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
In Yannia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
Yannia and Sunny Glade
8 hours ago: The Website of E621 net arrived from The Communist Bloc.
Greetings 
E621 net and welcome to Nudist Dreamland. Delighted to have you with us.
Insurance: First: The Choir Boy top 0.1%. Second: Wailing Grannies top 3%. Third: 
Discoveria II top 8% … Middle: 
Test Icicle bottom 31% … Last: Yannia bottom 0%
In 
Solidaritas, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
In 
Goddess Venus, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
In E621 net, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
Yannia, Sunny Glade, and Goddess Venus
A quiet Sunday. Mother’s Day in Spain. Día de la Madre.
Primitiveness: First: 
Pencil Sharpeners top 0.04%. Second: 
Dancing Dragons top 0.07%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 0.7% … Middle: 
LAmerique bottom 22% … Last: Yannia bottom 0%
In Oktotheio, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
In 
Carefree Island, even secular Carefree Islandians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
In 
The Republic of Arkhanrel, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
Yannia and Sunny Glade
A quiet Monday, but why so? It’s a bank holiday in the U.K. but that shouldn’t slow business at Tommy’s Bar. Today it’s mostly cats, fast asleep. I wiped the counters and mopped the floors this morning and there’s nothing more for me to do. Except put out an emergency advert on Tommy FM.
Good afternoon, folks. This is Tommy FM. Now a word from our sponsor, Tommy’s Bar.
Where’s it happening in Nudist Dreamland? Why everyone’s down at Tommy’s Bar for the new Monday evening promotion: a milk and honey absolutely free just for turning up.
That’s Tommy’s Bar. You know where it is - on Gay Parrot Flypast just before the Dunes.
Get to Tommy’s now !!!
Be there or be square !!!
d) Monday
Hellooo Dreamlanders ! How's everybody doing ?
There's a New Quote of the Week hope you like it !
I’m sure that quote is really deep. I’m thinking about it. Except no, he’s a comedian. It’s not deep, it’s funny.
Oh. How disappointing. I chose it thinking it was deep.
Quote of the Week
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
George Carlin
1937 - 2008
American comedian
The moon controls the tides, so who knows the power it has on wolves. Maybe the moon howls metaphorically. Why not? Because he’s a comedian taking the mickey. It’s funny.
Maybe it happens on New Moon and wolves get on a philosophical, meditative mood...?
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