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Elizabethin islands

I finally got around to making the dough for puff pastries, which was a process quite similar to homemade pie crust. I do wish that recipes would stop asking for a food processor (as I can't afford it) but elbow grease and a 30-year-old hand mixer do just as well if not better.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

Yy4u, Greynne, and Divina patriae

I can't claim this for mine, it's the Telegraph, but it's too good not to show.

£4.8m golden lavatory stolen from Blenheim Palace ... police have nothing to go on

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/14/blenheim-palace-closed-amid-speculation-golden-toilet-has-stolen/

There are 2.27 Popes per square kilometer living in Vatican City. That's the highest Pope-ulation density of any sovereign territory.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Oranges are better than apples but apple jam is better than orange jam.noticed it now

Greynne wrote:In Las Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.
There is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out every Monday.
He's the Chip Monk.

This is actually true!

Good Morning TWP! Welcome to MONDAY! :D

Greynne wrote:In Las Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.
There is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out every Monday.
He's the Chip Monk.

I thought the Chip Monk was the guy at my local monastery who made potato chips. Maybe he's called the Fryer.

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:This is actually true!

Really?

Greynne wrote:I can't claim this for mine, it's the Telegraph, but it's too good not to show.

£4.8m golden lavatory stolen from Blenheim Palace ... police have nothing to go on

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/14/blenheim-palace-closed-amid-speculation-golden-toilet-has-stolen/

Obviously an inside jobbie.

Elegarth wrote:Really?

It is! My parents lived in Vegas for a few years after my dad retired and they told us about this. :-)

Greynne wrote:I can't claim this for mine, it's the Telegraph, but it's too good not to show.

£4.8m golden lavatory stolen from Blenheim Palace ... police have nothing to go on

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/14/blenheim-palace-closed-amid-speculation-golden-toilet-has-stolen/

From the article: "It had been plumbed into the water system so that visitors could fully engage with the artwork, as long as they obeyed a three-minute time slot."
An art piece worth more than the average Bugatti being used as a public toilet, imagine that!

Gryphonian Alliance wrote:From the article: "It had been plumbed into the water system so that visitors could fully engage with the artwork, as long as they obeyed a three-minute time slot."
An art piece worth more than the average Bugatti being used as a public toilet, imagine that!

It will never be seen again - melted down for bullion I reckon.

The very first nation in nationstates

How do I get my flag back to default?

Post by The very first nation in nationstates suppressed by Kawaii Schoolgirl.

The very first nation in nationstates

How do I become a god in this game?

The very first nation in nationstates wrote:How do I become a god in this game?

You don't.

The very first nation in nationstates

The United Republic of Westend wrote: You don't.

I can see that.

The very first nation in nationstates wrote:How do I become a god in this game?

You can start by endorsing the delegate! :)

The very first nation in nationstates wrote:How do I get my flag back to default?

Go to your settings page and select "Default" as your flag.

Tao the watcher

I once saw part of movie titled "Soylent Green" where everyone in the future ate these large green wafers. I wondered what those things might taste like but I guess it would vary from person to person.

Man 1: What did the geometry teacher order at Starbucks?

Man 2: What?

Man 1: A postu-latte!

Man 2: No other math joke can measure up to that!

Man 1: You do have a point.

Tao the watcher wrote:I once saw part of movie titled "Soylent Green" where everyone in the future ate these large green wafers. I wondered what those things might taste like but I guess it would vary from person to person.

We had a lot of great puns today, but this one actually made me laugh!
It’s this week’s winner!

Yy4u, Tao the watcher, Bhang Bhang Duc, Dilber, and 1 otherSerrus

A god in this game

The very first nation in nationstates wrote:How do I become a god in this game?

You had your chance ... but you blew it! Now I am A god in this game!

(And I am STILL anti-marsupial!)

Prusso-britannia

My divinity stick is bigger.

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