The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Great Astronaut of Neil Armstrong | Left-Leaning College State | “I see stars.” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
3. | The Plutocratic Kingdom of Uhuh-Ropa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Este nix pax, christe nix!” | |
4. | The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia | Democratic Socialists | “Religion without science is blind.” | |
5. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
6. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
7. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
8. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Democratic Socialists | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
9. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
10. | The Fielzão of Timao | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Timão Eô!” |