Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
|1.||The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland||Authoritarian Democracy||“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”|
|2.||The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|3.||The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Pray and feel the love!”|
|4.||The PS2 Puppet of Copercia||Tyranny by Majority||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|5.||The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel||Psychotic Dictatorship||“No man know what the future holds.”|
|6.||The Intolerancy of Losfebev||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Shut up! Who asked you?”|
|7.||The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Nothing to see here...”|
|8.||The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria||Psychotic Dictatorship||“United we stand, divided we fall”|
|9.||The Holy Orange Primitocracy of Western Scientificum||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Please don't go to our eastern neighbors, alright?”|
|10.||The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“25000000BC or Bust!”|
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