The Fattest Citizens in 00000 Land of Nod
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Keystone Commonwealth of Colleton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vivere liberi aut mori” | |
| 2. |  The Old Dominion of New Shenandoah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sic semper tyrannis” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Blackledge | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Animum Rege” |
