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The Fattest Citizens in Greater Prussia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Kingdom of Allanea	Capitalizt	“From our cold, dead fingers”
2.	The Empire of Spectare	Corporate Police State	“We are shaped by fate just as we shape it.”
3.	The Commonwealth States of New Hyannis	Anarchy	“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.”
4.	The Princess Paradise of Jeruselem	Democratic Socialists	“Land of the Princesses”
5.	The Principate of British Prussia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Parcere subiectis et debellare superbos”
6.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN89	Iron Fist Consumerists	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
7.	The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Life is Short, Honour is Eternal”