The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 241,561. |  The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion XI | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ave Merciam” | |
| 241,562. |  The Republic of Dorothy Franks | Authoritarian Democracy | “What is it that keeps you staring at me, Doctor?” | |
| 241,563. |  The Republic of Panzer Vor 881 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wow” | |
| 241,564. |  The Confederacy of Brokolyn Businessman 272 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cheezyet” | |
| 241,565. |  The Confederacy of Nuvema | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Every end is a new beginning” | |
| 241,566. |  The Empire of The Fra Epitadozland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Porpoise We Trust, Where Dreams and Reality Combust?” | |
| 241,567. |  The Republic of Camberus 315 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 241,568. | The Republic of Pride80 | Father Knows Best State | “Love for everybody!” | |
| 241,569. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 241,570. |  The Rogue Nation of LSN42 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Love One Another” |
