The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 245,841. |  The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 787 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This is a terrible nation” | |
| 245,842. |  The Christian Republic of The real Ireland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All dog=good bois and good girls” | |
| 245,843. |  The Holy Empire of These Garch | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom” | |
| 245,844. | The United Kingdom of Banana clan | Corporate Police State | “Fish are a sign from god” | |
| 245,845. | The Free Land of Liberty Stan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “TRYST WITH DESTINY” | |
| 245,846. |  The Kingdom of The echo of yesterday | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No. Just no.” | |
| 245,847. |  The Federal Republic of Vikoplardia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Because we do not beg for freedom, we fight for it.” | |
| 245,848. |  The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Keep Calm and Cross Endorse” | |
| 245,849. | The Holy Empire of Belarusua | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Submit your taxes!” | |
| 245,850. |  The People's Republic of Fascist Australia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Identity. Independence. Strong.” |
