The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | 23rd | 99.27 | ||
2. | The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | 31st | 99.23 | ||
3. | The Robocracy of Awesomeland | 92nd | 99.11 | ||
4. | The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | 127th | 98 | ||
5. | The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire | 176th | 96.02 | ||
6. | The Kleptocratic Dystopia of Ujong Medini | 192nd | 95.5 | ||
7. | The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse | 252nd | 92.99 | ||
8. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Leighty Engineering Co | 268th | 92.23 | ||
9. | The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts | 269th | 92.23 | ||
10. | The Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia | 287th | 91.35 |