The Fattest Citizens in Namibia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Terre Habile | 17,252nd | 16.52 | ||
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Namibia State | 21,533rd | 16.08 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Violet Shiomi | 28,818th | 15.48 | ||
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Burley Griffin | 36,902nd | 14.86 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Cheneaux | 41,111th | 14.54 | ||
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Simulambuco | 64,280th | 12.92 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Controller | 92,337th | 11.61 | ||
