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The Fattest Citizens in Namibia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Namibia is ranked 2,779^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Terre Habile	Anarchy	“Able as I Might”
2.	The Queen's State of Namibia State	Anarchy	“Dare We Say”
3.	The State of Violet Shiomi	Anarchy	“For What It's Worth”
4.	The Queen's State of Burley Griffin	Anarchy	“Ambassador”
5.	The State of Cheneaux	Corporate Bordello	“Le prix”
6.	The Queen's State of Simulambuco	New York Times Democracy	“For Recognition”
7.	The State of Controller	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Please Don't recruit me”