The Most Primitive in The Union of Democratic States
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Union of Democratic States is ranked 24,764th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Irigoland | 609th | 314.22 | ||
| 2. |  The Census Ministry of Vendiagram | 774th | 287.85 | ||
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kiss Kiss | 1,246th | 230.13 | ||
| 4. |  The United States of Luntern | 2,406th | 170.97 | ||
| 5. |  The Ever Crumbling Flame of Kyandionja | 6,350th | 110.61 | ||
| 6. |  The Kingdom of The Federation of Czeckiland | 8,394th | 99.5 | ||
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Zolinandia | 10,170th | 94.39 | ||
| 8. |  The Community of New Fredo | 11,452nd | 92 | ||
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Woma | 12,239th | 90.55 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Kolua | 12,881st | 89.72 | ||
