The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 294,381. |  The Kingdom of Garnbyen | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You only live once” | |
| 294,382. |  The People's Republic of Forcarol9 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ottom” | |
| 294,383. |  The Endless Reign of Stiechtenlien | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In life, all shall serve.” | |
| 294,384. |  The Buoyancy of Nationstates Platypus | Left-wing Utopia | “Nothing propinks like propinquity” | |
| 294,385. |  The Brotherhood of The Cyberium Order | Anarchy | “Libertas et justitia pro omnibus” | |
| 294,386. |  The Blighted Holy Skavenate of North Sloughtown Metropolis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I think the goddamn capital is burning again...” | |
| 294,387. |  The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Humanity has no future, except as shoggoth treats” | |
| 294,388. |  The Republic of Card Puppet 8 | Father Knows Best State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 294,389. |  The Republic of Embassy of Dumbassy | Moralistic Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 294,390. |  The Holy Federation of New Fernia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Truth prevails” |
