The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18,151. |  The Grand Duchy of Robert Drowzee Jr | Capitalizt | “Exasperated Sigh” | |
| 18,152. |  The People's Republic of Kinder Joy | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Kinder Joy is da best” | |
| 18,153. |  The Free Land of Antistatists | Anarchy | “Our writ is the inalienable natural rights of all.” | |
| 18,154. |  The Dictatorship of Democracy of eran | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There is no future” | |
| 18,155. | The Republic of Gamede | Anarchy | “Bomb them now” | |
| 18,156. |  The Empire of Galactic outerspace stars | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 18,157. |  The United States of Americkanas | Corporate Bordello | “Make Americkanas Great Again” | |
| 18,158. |  The Federal Republic of Unity of Unified Unions | Compulsory Consumerist State | “To prosper is to live” | |
| 18,159. | The Republic of AYYA 86th Division | Anarchy | “Ymyyakhtakh” | |
| 18,160. |  The United Kingdom of ORLFARM4 | Free-Market Paradise | “Might Makes Right” |
