The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 18,311th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dainþjóð of Candain | Capitalist Paradise | “Scientific perfection” | |
| 2. |  The Foresaken Lands of Soviestan | Father Knows Best State | “Not even God can save you” | |
| 3. |  The City-State of Vaz Irezca | Anarchy | “Let live, let laugh. Let the world endure another day.” | |
| 4. |  The Awesome Autocracy of Aquitinia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Splish Splash” | |
| 5. |  The Disparate Swarms of Xortec | Father Knows Best State | “Living is Optional, Work is Not” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Gartentor | Capitalist Paradise | “A Gate against the Amber Terror” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of AshTech Industries | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Face the Unknown, Build the Future” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Ardenarai | Corporate Police State | “For the Purest” | |
| 9. |  The Lost State of Cipher | Capitalist Paradise | “Well Played” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Laurentiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Motto...” |
