The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eh, whatever” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of Miratejo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!” | |
| 13. |  The Libertarian Moor of Greater Gralnoti | Anarchy | “Stab” | |
| 14. |  The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go | Capitalist Paradise | “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!” | |
| 15. |  The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf | Corporate Police State | “No moto since 1902” | |
| 16. |  The Technocratic Republic of VeryNotAmerica | Corporate Bordello | “Efficiency above all” | |
| 17. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” | |
| 18. |  The Disputed Territories of The White Dragon Noodle Bar | Corporate Bordello | “Nan ni shimasho ka.” | |
| 19. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 20. |  The Sacred Lands of Coroto | Corporate Police State | “The poor shall remain poor” |
