The Safest in Wysteria
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 19,775th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 3. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Hafamarimyht | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt” | |
| 5. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of 66 Ducks | Democratic Socialists | “You can ask but we'll never tell” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eh, whatever” | |
| 8. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of Questa Verde | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Quid pro quo” | |
| 10. |  The Nation of Amerisim | Democratic Socialists | “For the greater good” |
