The Safest in Australia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Australia is ranked 12,389th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of King Rankmore | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Australia rulzs.” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Improvidus, Accomodare, Vincet” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of CoffeeSqueeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We like coffee” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Kingdom of Australia and Zealand and Papua | New York Times Democracy | “Work, Wealth, Wisdom” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Australio-Indonesian Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Land Down Under will rise to the top!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Suratia | Moralistic Democracy | “Is that so?” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of INXS | Democratic Socialists | “We All Have Wings - Some of Us Dont Know Why” | |
| 8. |  The Willit and Booble of Veeblefetzer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Potrzebie doesn't live here” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Fidionia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “With wealth there must be empathy” | |
| 10. |  The District of Juergen | New York Times Democracy | “Our Glorious Community First” |
