The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Capitalist Paradise
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Federal Republic of Geermany | Capitalist Paradise | “Capitalismo, Ahorro y trabajo duro.” | |
| 32. |  The Free Covenant Community of Libertarian Growtopia | Capitalist Paradise | “Punch, Build, Grow, and physically remove aggressors!!!” | |
| 33. |  The Supreme Empire of Zeeky Bomb | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “uhhh.... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG” | |
| 34. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 35. |  The Borderlands of Turkuse | Anarchy | “Foo bar” | |
| 36. |  The Free Land of Freedom Capitalists | Anarchy | “Freedom and Capital. A better Spain.” | |
| 37. |  The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Ambition is the Currency of Progress” | |
| 38. |  The Industrial Slaughterhouses of Porkopolis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Eat Bacon!!!” | |
| 39. |  The Free Land of Fakeandland | Anarchy | “For Freedom, For Liberty, For Kava” | |
| 40. |  The Clampdown of Kaputer | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pop Tarts for all” |
