The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt	“Gargantuan Love God”
3.	The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sharing is caring!”
4.	The New Year of Annondor	Psychotic Dictatorship	“truth is what stands the test of experience”
5.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
6.	The Queendom of Chloe Sullivan	Democratic Socialists	“Another story for the Wall of Weird.”
7.	The Relentless Street Justice of The-Punisher	Compulsory Consumerist State	“They laugh at the law. But they don't laugh at me.”
8.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
9.	The United Socialist States of Span	Left-wing Utopia	“We Own Y'all!”
10.	The Empire of Corsaria	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”