The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Europeia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of -Hehe- | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of -Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics- | Father Knows Best State | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of 12 AAA Batteries | New York Times Democracy | “A charged future to all.” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of 1nfern0 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Abandonai toda esperança vós que aqui entrais” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of 2064 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of 2g78twhofwug | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Aaaaaaaaaaa” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of 2 World Trade Center | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. | The Republic of 5 bro | Father Knows Best State | “I am here” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of 7jjp0muoeg | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Serhyrdt” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Aaaqa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” |
