The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous Liaisons | Anarchy | “Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?” | |
7. | The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 | Anarchy | “What's Next?” | |
8. | The Second Best Patriots of Second Best Misc Storage 6 | Anarchy | “not in use” | |
9. | The Very Slow APNG of Second Best Misc Storage 8 | Capitalizt | “blinks” | |
10. | The Rare Sight of S2 Rares Collector | Anarchy | “The largest collection to ever be completed!” |