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The Most Primitive in Haiku

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
12.	The Free Land of Nocutter	Capitalist Paradise	“If the market is not free then neither are we!”
13.	The Nennan Ranterarrees of Atesorinia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Onirante sa nennanorin”
14.	The Excellent Peoples of Nycetri	Left-wing Utopia	“Be excellent to each other”
15.	The Backward Republic of Ukiah	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Three lines, no waiting!”
16.	The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
17.	The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic Soldier	Psychotic Dictatorship	“UwU this nation got slapped recently”
18.	The Rogue Nation of GSN19	Father Knows Best State	“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
19.	The Rogue Nation of DSN64	Democratic Socialists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
20.	The Borderlands of Thistledom	Corporate Police State	“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”

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