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Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Warcracy of Tanou (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 466th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 496th Most Cultured: 527th+24
Largest Black Market: 715th Most Nations: 756th Most Inclusive: 935th Nicest Citizens: 1,048th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,051st Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,053rd Nudest: 1,091st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,127th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,205th Highest Economic Output: 1,234th Smartest Citizens: 1,330th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,454th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,560th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,744th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,772nd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,799th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,890th Largest Governments: 1,972nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,988th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,000th Healthiest Citizens: 2,090th Highest Average Incomes: 2,407th Best Weather: 2,582nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,600th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Philosophy 115, Futaba Aoi, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, The Dirt Alliance, Gay, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, Auretania, and 31 others.The Socialist States of the Philippines, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, The Nordics, Lardyland, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, MentosLand, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Edmundian Empire, Europe but better, Philippines, Zentari, World of 2011, The Embassy, Fredonia, Great Aureania, The Great Region, and LPGA Tour.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 24 nations, the 756th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in Haiku

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 22,015th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheMother Knows Best State“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”
2.The Urmel Island of TitiwuLeft-wing Utopia“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
3.The Beautiful Deathling of XiaomeiPsychotic Dictatorship“Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.”
4.The Endless Epics of RhymeIron Fist Socialists“Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku”
5.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsPsychotic Dictatorship“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
6.The Republic of Mellifluous EuphoriaCivil Rights Lovefest“Sing for us”
7.The Rogue Nation of UrmelAnarchy“Iceberg”
8.The Shinobiashi of Sakura ZensenLeft-wing Utopia“Mono no aware”
9.The Starched White Laundry Smell of AfreshInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Go on with you!”
10.The People's Republic of South LebatuckFather Knows Best State“East Lebatuck is a stupid country!”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

Judas and the Black
Messiah is still showing
at the cinema!

Blissful are the days
Blue skies and lots of sunshine
Still a bit cold though

Embassies, why not?
They’re not nazis or raiders,
So we have said yes.

NinjitsUtopia wrote:lil Nas X has done
A wonderful thing-riding
Satan, being gay

Ah yes, the gayness
After all it is what makes
It all so worth it

We love being friends.
Peace and success between us.
God bless all of you.

South Lebatuck wrote:Dandelion tea
Feeble sunlight, spring so young
Earthy, herbal taste

Tried some yesterday,
can't say it was my favorite.
Did I make it wrong?

Picked flowers outside,
separate yellow from green,
let it dry then boil.

Today is national haiku day!

Conductor pulls strings:
the lark ascends in my soul
and in strangers' hearts

Clouds pink from the sun
make way for a sky more blue
this Sunday morning

Someone is working
To break the morning silence;
Oh dear, it’s just me.

A beach mystery.
Message in a bottle reads
'Return to sender'.

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