The Most Rebellious Youth in Hampshire
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The County of Hampshire | Father Knows Best State | “God save the King” | |
| 2. |  The Founder of West hampshire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kept safe.” | |
| 3. |  The Bloody Queendom of Mary Tudor | Mother Knows Best State | “Forsan miseros meliora sequentur” |
