The Fattest Citizens in Kantrias
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Kantrias is ranked 11,747th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Federation of Kakison | Capitalist Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Chugging | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We rise or you’ll fall” | |
| 23. |  The People's Republic of Zhongshanuyangxianglong | Left-Leaning College State | “Big whale” | |
| 24. |  The Principality of Javickistan | Left-Leaning College State | “War is not all ways the always the answer ” | |
| 25. |  The Empire of The Iberian Constitution | Corporate Bordello | “ˇˇVIVA IBERIA!! ---VIVA A IBÉRIA” | |
| 26. |  The Commonwealth of Vaidesordia | Corporate Police State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 27. |  The Legalest Zombal of Marthizer | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Brains. . .” | |
| 28. | The People's Republic of Persysta | Corporate Bordello | “Enduring the Fight!” | |
| 29. |  The Commonwealth of Min Andozani | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 30. |  The Disputed Territories of Atalay | New York Times Democracy | “Imperialism and Might” |
