The Fattest Citizens in Lands End
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lands End is ranked 3,851st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Parent Company of Hollip | Left-Leaning College State | “If you can't beat them, buy them.” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom | Corporate Police State | “Blood Brings Death” | |
| 3. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bog, Zemlja, Industrija” | |
| 4. |  The Truthful Isles of Cassinia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty requires honesty” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “If you don't aim for excellence you'll never hit it.” | |
| 6. |  The Peafowl Conglomerate of Peacockastan | Anarchy | “Strutting the path of innovation.” | |
| 7. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia | Capitalizt | “Don't just hope for a better life.... vote for one” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All That Glitters” | |
| 10. |  The United Establishments of Land of No Mans | Capitalizt | “The pinnacle of achievement” |
