The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,076th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of Loli Nation | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Amogus” | |
| 22. |  The Half Holy Maroon Oligarchy of Pelariac | Anarchy | “You can’t have a black market if everything is legal” | |
| 23. |  The Galactic Empire of Flarbinia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death” | |
| 24. |  The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia | Corporate Police State | “Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!” | |
| 25. |  The Dimensional Planes of Lusus Naturae | Father Knows Best State | “Welcome to the Freakshow!” | |
| 26. |  The Dictatorship of Bowmany | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We're Not Suppressed! We're Happy Citizens!” | |
| 27. |  The Batch of Cheeseworld | Anarchy | “Bašû Eqīdu (Be Cheesey)” | |
| 28. |  The Commonwealth of Business States of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Capitalism powers us.” | |
| 29. |  The Corporate Dictatorship of Terros | Corporate Police State | “Found some land, built a nation. Problems?” | |
| 30. | The Grand Empire of Tyrrin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cum Potentia Venit Victoria” |
