The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Lesbian
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Lesbian Separatist Island of Leiirion | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Praise Sappho” | |
| 2. |  The Incorrigible Shipper of Free Lesbos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just trying to do my best” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Takkaviita CLIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Belora Gyles | Left-wing Utopia | “Now An Island of Lesbos” | |
| 5. |  The Discoverian Enclave of Radclyffe Hall | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Are we lonely? Well...” |
