The Smartest Citizens in Oahu
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Oahu is ranked 1,358th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Oahu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Imua” | |
| 2. |  The Totally Awesome People of The City and County of Honolulu | Democratic Socialists | “Ha'aheo No'O Honolulu” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Ohwahoo | Authoritarian Democracy | “Mohala i ka wai ka maka o ka pua.” | |
| 4. |  The Alienated States of Not ARB | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Muqi Fachang (牧谿法常)” |
