The Safest in One big Island
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, One big Island is ranked 12,302nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Klingon Imperium of IKV Nemesis | New York Times Democracy | “Here's the beef” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In every darkness shines a light within.” | |
| 3. |  The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg | Father Knows Best State | “Nemo Me Impune Lacessit” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Bardic Entertainment | Left-Leaning College State | “You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.” | |
| 5. |  The Really Cool Autocracy of The Pigeon Cult | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Make a pigeon your friend and you'll never be lonely.” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Commie Nation of Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Equal by force” | |
| 7. |  The Second Empire of Kiermark | Democratic Socialists | “Krone und Volk, im Ziel vereinigt” | |
| 8. |  The Bitingly Cold Autumn Morning of Yulis | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “srpduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxtuj” | |
| 9. |  The Supreme Haven of Romayomich | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Adventure is not outside man; it is within.” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of New Yulis | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welp...” |
