The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Paradise Farm
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Students of Agronomy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Agronomy” | |
| 2. |  The Royal Queendom of Buzzing Beehive | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Only the Queen May Breed” | |
| 3. |  The Crazy Quackers of Daffyducks | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “It's Mine, Ya Understand? Mine, MINE, All MINE!” | |
| 4. |  The Free Equines of Draft Horses | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We Will Work Harder” | |
| 5. |  The Happy Honkers of Golden Geese | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Do Not Kill the Golden Goose.” | |
| 6. |  The Comfy Dog Kennel of Howling Hounds | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Just act innocent, and Blame it on the Dog” | |
| 7. |  The Mooing Matriarchy of Jersey Cows | Democratic Socialists | “You want cream with that?” | |
| 8. |  The Crazy Confederacy of Mountain Llamas | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “May the Llama of Joy Forever Spit in Your Direction” | |
| 9. |  The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Someday, We'll All Be Unicorns” | |
| 10. |  The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hey Man, Got Any Grass?” |
