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The Nudest in Pax Britannia

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Jewish States of Sooya Hercheland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We the jews are superior to the Germans”
2.	The Federation of Canelia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“¡Per Unionis aut Force!”
3.	The Mnisotois Popular Republic of Nuovoiork	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“L'etoile du Nord”
4.	The Russian Empire of Maplestan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let the Thunder of Victory Rumble!”
5.	The German Literature Club of Fantrum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Maria? Never heard of him!”
6.	The Trustworthy Corporate Hydra of Velstado	Anarchy	“A gun in every hand, A tank in Every garage”
7.	The Loving Couple of ThanksTo-Them	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lumity”
8.	The Endless Kakistocracy of Basementees	Democratic Socialists	“Consume the Eggs!”
9.	The Republic of El Imperio Mexicano	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Religión, Independencia y Unión”
10.	The Grand Duchy of Dlax	Father Knows Best State	“Truth runs deep inside and will never die”

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