The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
5. | The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
6. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
7. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
8. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
9. | The Referendum of 7 November | Democratic Socialists | “Macedonian Empire” | |
10. | The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST | Free-Market Paradise | “MAKE MONEY FAST!” |