The Smartest Citizens in Sparkalia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ancient Congregation of Retiva | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lest We Fall” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Xeknos | Iron Fist Socialists | “Are you fully devoted?” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Voidkree | Democratic Socialists | “Va'kaśtir vix́ härenka um nėrin raki” | |
| 4. |  The Future Time of Infinitis | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Towards the Horizon” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Republic of Orca and Narwhal | Democratic Socialists | “Protect Orcas (and Narwhals)” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka | Democratic Socialists | “Use Code Obama in the shop for 10% off your order” | |
| 7. |  The Disputed Territories of The Neo Russ Republic | Democratic Socialists | “Наша Антарктида для всех.” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Japuile | Father Knows Best State | “Nous allons perdurer” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Moushly | Civil Rights Lovefest | “What if Ashley was a mouse” | |
| 10. |  The Looming Shadow of Gebeta | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ehre unter allen Menschen” |
