The Most Rebellious Youth in Spiritus
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Spiritus is ranked 16,300th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | Democratic Socialists | “Two potatoes for all!” | |
| 2. |  The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark | Anarchy | “Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The Shot Through the Heart of Kaoss | Left-Leaning College State | “You Give Love a Bad Name.” | |
| 4. |  The Land of Feirmont | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Wamp Wamp” | |
| 5. |  The United Provinces of El Lazaro | Left-wing Utopia | “Dios, Unión, Libertad” | |
| 6. |  The Kumquatian Confederation of Kumquatian Confederacy | Capitalist Paradise | “Frankly, I ship it.” | |
| 7. |  The Devolved Primitocracy of Kaczynskya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Against Leviathan!” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus | New York Times Democracy | “We may not be the best” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Humanmanterra | Left-Leaning College State | “Big worm” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Bustined Up | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You got all Bustin'd Up” |
