The Nicest Citizens in Texas
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
| 2. |  The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward | Democratic Socialists | “God. People. Freedom.” | |
| 3. |  The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “=^· ¥ ·^= Purrr Meow Purr Meow Purrr! =^. € .^=” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 5. |  The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
| 6. |  The Social Republic of Indian Empire | Democratic Socialists | “Kærlighed, Forandring og Mod” | |
| 7. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Flourite | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Science” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine®!” |
