The Safest in Texas
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Texas is ranked 13,883rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
| 2. |  The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward | Democratic Socialists | “God. People. Freedom.” | |
| 3. |  The Social Republic of Indian Empire | Democratic Socialists | “Kærlighed, Forandring og Mod” | |
| 4. |  The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
| 5. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Darth Chocolate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Rich and Creamy” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Blandings and Fenwick | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Quietem” | |
| 9. |  The Watchmen of Rorschach | Democratic Socialists | “Who watches the Watchmen?” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” |
