The Most Primitive in The Maritimes
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 26,496th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cold Land of The Ice House | Left-wing Utopia | “The Maritimes Forever!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Chayofa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “El gato está fuera de la bolsa.” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Whispers of 1943 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Remember” | |
| 4. |  The Tumbling Waves of Charlottetown Islanders | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The fiddle's incomplete without the dance.” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of -Thanks-To Them- | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Lumity” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of La Chicane | Left-wing Utopia | “Tout le monde est méchant à son heure.” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Celestine V | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of CFCY | Anarchy | “The Friendly Voice of the Maritimes” | |
| 9. |  The Water Horses of Each Uisge | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Perpare for the ride of you life!” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Tower Road | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is good.” |
