General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Dream of Toney River
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Dream of Toney River
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Regional Power: Moderate
The Maritimes contains 27 nations, the 788th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Maritimes
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 2,779th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia | Corporate Police State | “Права хришћанска земља” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Worship the Machine” | |
| 3. |  The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “демократія” | |
| 4. |  The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts | New York Times Democracy | “Honor” | |
| 5. |  The Sacred Fire of Centre Street | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Snake Nest of The Lamia | New York Times Democracy | “The Power and the Glory!” | |
| 7. |  The Glorious Yesterday of Bedford Central School | Left-wing Utopia | “Gone but not forgotten.” | |
| 8. | The Dream of Toney River | Left-wing Utopia | “Pictou County is the centre of the universe.” | |
| 9. |  The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Upalong | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Free” |
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Regional Happenings
- : Embassy cancelled between The New Region and The Maritimes.
- : Embassy cancelled between Autism Spectrum and The Maritimes.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How do you feel about your future financial stability and job prospects?".
- :
The People's Republic of Boyist Mexico arrived from The Communist Bloc.
- : The Dream of Toney River opened a new regional poll: "How would you rate your current physical health and energy levels?".
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts arrived from Balder.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts arrived from Balder.
- : The Newfoundland Town of Bay Roberts ceased to exist.
- : The Dream of Toney River rejected Warzone Galactica's request for regional embassies.
The Maritimes Regional Message Board
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1. Blue Narcissus top 0.07%
2. 
Tower Road top 2%
3. 
Each Uisge top 15%
Middle: Boyist Mexico bottom 25%
Last: 
Kalix bottom 0%
World first: 
The Stalker Hell
Nudist Dreamland 
The Choir Boy top 0.2%
Gay Equality 
The leader top 9%
In 
Nouvelle-Acadie, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.
In 
TheMaritimes, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
In 
Centre Street, Air Centre Street is rumoured to receive more government funding than the Centre Streetian Air Force.
In 
Typria, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
Centre Street and Typria
Autumnal equinox is tomorrow.
Eco-Friendliness
1. Kalix top 0.5%
2. Nouvelle-Acadie top 0.6%
3. Toney River top 0.6%
Middle: Each Uisge top 8%
Last: Blue Narcissus bottom 0%
World first: 
Turulorszag Osiris
Nudist Dreamland 
The Nude Beach top 0.02% (62nd in world)
Gay Equality 
Pueros top 0.2%
In TheMaritimes, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work.
In Centre Street, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
In Typria, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
Centre Street and Typria
Average Income
1. 
Hrstrovokia top 0.02% (32nd in world)
2. Blue Narcissus top 0.6%
3. Toney River top 5%
Middle: 
Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena top 16%
Last: 
River Rats bottom 2%
World first: 
The Dark System The Axis of Evil
Gay Equality 
Midshire top 0.2%
Nudist Dreamland 
Oktotheio top 0.3%
In Typria, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
In 
Boycott the USA, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
In 
1943, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.
In Centre Street, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
Centre Street, Midshire, and Typria
There are regions, mostly big ones, where people talk still on the regional message board, but in some of the ones I know best, people are content to log in but stay silent. I remember in this region when we used to collaborate on creating histories, but that was long-ago when we had a constitution, elected officers, an off-site forum on which there were games to play. All history now.
Damn, I guess I missed out on that
Eco-Friendliness
1. Kalix top 0.5%
2. Nouvelle-Acadie top 0.6%
3. Toney River top 0.6%
Middle: Each Uisge top 8%
Last: Blue Narcissus bottom 0%
World first: Turulorszag Osiris
Nudist Dreamland The Nude Beach top 0.02% (62nd in world)
Gay Equality Pueros top 0.2%
In TheMaritimes, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips.
In Centre Street, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
In Typria, the past is set in stone.
Centre Street and Typria
The New Region is a refound with one nation.
Scientific Advancement
1. Hrstrovokia top 0.3%
2. Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena top 3%
3. Blue Narcissus top 3%
Middle: Boyist Mexico top 14%
Last: Boycott the USA bottom 17%
World first: 
Despoticania The Alliance of Dictators
Gay Equality Midshire top 0.07%
Nudist Dreamland Oktotheio top 0.5%
In Centre Street, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
In Bay Roberts, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears.
In Typria, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
Centre Street and Typria
Ottawa City Council votes to rename Trump Avenue.
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