The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Satellite of Love
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” | |
| 2. |  The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
| 3. |  The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” |
