The Safest in United Christian Empires of the West
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Loyalty, Victory” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints Account | New York Times Democracy | “Complaints for the United Christian Empires of the West” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious Ascension | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hic Inserere Aliquid Latine” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Phan Oppy Demotre | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Imperial Fiefs of Falmards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gladius Dei” |
