The Most Rebellious Youth in Valhalla
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain” | |
2. | The Student Body of Valhalla High School | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Orange Nation” | |
3. | The Queendom of KittenHaven | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Love shall overcome all adversity” | |
4. | The Vrolondia of GRO II | Capitalist Paradise | “through Fire and Metal” | |
5. | The Republic of Yclept | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can call me Ray...” | |
6. | The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
7. | The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” | |
8. | The Loving Couple of ShipFan | Moralistic Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
9. | The Transitional Queendom of Gadsdenian Gingerlands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All we did was listen.” | |
10. | The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon | Corrupt Dictatorship | “💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦” |