by Max Barry

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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Wysteria

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 229th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
4.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
5.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
6.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
7.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
8.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
9.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eh, whatever”
10.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyDemocratic Socialists“Per freta hactenus negata”
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