The Smartest Citizens in Wysteria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
2. | The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
3. | The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
4. | The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
5. | The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy | Democratic Socialists | “Per freta hactenus negata” | |
6. | The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eh, whatever” | |
7. | The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
8. | The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
9. | The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
10. | The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” |